Do You Love Girls?

Elvis King
filed under "Sexuality"

Do you love Girls? Dear Bachelor, Are you a distinguished older gentleman who finds it difficult to pick up sexy young girls? Problem solved!!! My name is Elvis Preston King. I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce a new girl practically everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the senior playboy! I am looking for a permanent buddy who also loves lots of sexy, young, delicious dream girls. I lost my money in some bad investments and truthfully I simply don’t want to go back in business. I love my life and my early retirement and all of my dream girls. I am willing to share all my girlfriends sisters, cousins and their girlfriends if I can find another gentleman like me who also loves lots of girls. Which means you too will end up with over 1000 girlfriends! THE DEAL IS SIMPLE: I PICK UP THE GIRLS… YOU PICK UP THE TAB. I can’t be the only older gentlemen in the world who loves lots of young dream girls. There has got to be a gentleman out there… An unhappy bachelor or a gentleman with a miserable wife or an overbearing girlfriend, who would like to share in my good fortune. Tropical islands, non-stop vacations and dream girl after dream girl. If you have ever envied Rock Stars who tour for girls. Then now is your chance to tour for girls with Elvis P. King! I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn’t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth over 50 years old has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations. I decided there is more to life than making money and trying to figure how to take it with me. And if you haven’t figured it out yet… We can’t take it with us! I got fed up with the rat race and just quit working and moved to a tropical island when I was only 50 years old. I love every minute of it. I wish I was a great scientist who could find the cure for old age…Why? Who is going to love all my young beauties when I am gone? I am the sugar daddy of all sugar daddies! Life is short and that part of life really just isn’t fair. You can keep on killing yourself working in your business to leave all that money to your heirs or to your favorite charity or you can join me on my daily fun quest of picking up and seducing a new dream girl every day. If you find a special girl that you really like more than the rest, invite her over to see you occasionally and just keep on tasting new dream girl after dream girl after dream girl. I don’t care how much money we make sooner or later we all grow weak, old and die. Well, if I have got to go. I am going to go out happy making love to one of my dream girls! I don’t want to die rich and miserable. Sorry if I upset your apple cart. I know you have worked hard for all that money, but for what? The truth is the truth. I know that you can find some older women, and puritan types who will tell you that I am wrong and that I am the devil himself. You decide, you be the judge! I will probably die of old age. If your ex-girlfriend or wife doesn’t kill me first for making you a happy man. Old age is something that I hate, From King Tut to Howard Hughes we all face the same dread... no matter how well we succeed in life, we’re all fated to loose it to that pitiless serial mugger-old age. I eat well and obviously I exercise with my young dolls. However, had I stayed in business I am sure that I would have died of a heart attack or stroke a long time ago. Like the other Elvis I tend to be a little over weight. But not one of my girls has ever said a word about the fat Elvis. I love my life. I make George Clooney look like a boy scout where the bachelor life is concerned. No insult intended. He is a nice guy. I have met him, as well as many other stars and presidents. Talk about Presidents and a great guy who wishes he was in my shoes. None other than my buddy, Bill Clinton. I could go on bragging but you get the idea. Lucky for you I lost my money through some bad investments and I am looking for a side-kick who still has some cash. I still have my chauffeur. When I first met him he was holding the sign “I work for food.” He now is holding the sign “I work for girls.” He was spoiled working for Elvis just like the original Elvis. All of Elvis’s buddies get the girls just like Red West got the girls with Elvis Presley. My chauffeur speaks seven languages and assists me with receiving my phone calls from the girls and arranging my dates. But I select and pick up all of the girls myself. Remember the guy in high school who got all the girls. Maybe he was the home coming king or the football captain. He’s Probably not getting the girls any more. I am sure he married the home coming queen and has four kids by now. And you should see the fat little wife he has. Hanging out with Elvis makes you feel like you are 18 again. Only this time you get the girls. Take a break from it all. See how Elvis is enjoying his life. If you like what you see. Join me for a week, a month, or a life-time. I prefer a life-time. I don’t want to become a weekly tour guide for guys who can’t get girls unless I have to. I prefer sharing the good life with my new special buddy, YOU. I live on a tropical island with beautiful beach resorts where we can spend time with our dream girls. Or we can take a cruise with our girls or whatever you like. I have a separate new bachelor pad just for entertaining our girls. I also have a secluded home where I rest when I want to take a break from my girls. My girls all have Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes with the exception of a few blonde dream girls that I have. The island literally holds the Miss Universe title. The girls here adore the older man. In fact, if you’re, old, fat, bald and rich that helps. They prefer the older man that Western girls wouldn’t give the time of the day no matter how fat your wallet is. Unlike the culture of Western women who see youth as everything. Our maturity gives the island girls a sense of security. On the other hand, I know Western men who come to this island and don’t get laid. You simply have to know where to find the girls, how to pick them up and how to seduce them. Lucky for you, you have the expert, Elvis, if seducing young dream girls is your game. As I mentioned above, I have been working on developing the perfect pickup techniques just like you work on the perfect business plan. Believe me I know, I have been there. Am I talking to you? Forget the old, fat, abusive, blue hair wife or girlfriend. Come hang out with Elvis and your pretty young girls… happy and stress free. I also love being a philanthropist, because these dream girls really need our help. Helping the girls gives me a sense of being a life-saver. You are needed…We are needed. Not to say the girls are all with me just for money. I have tested some of my girls by telling them I was flat broke and not giving them one penny and they are still with me! Drop me a line, give me a call, pack your bags and come on down. Let me know your secret fantasy, wants and desires. Your every fantasy will be fulfilled. You won’t ever want to go home unless it’s just to see your family. Don’t miss your opportunity to live the life that you have always secretly wanted. Why go on busting your ass for what society has put into your mind that you should have. Hard work, a fat, old wife and more money than you can ever possibly spend. Instead spend your time and money on what you really love and that is making love with beautiful, young sexy dream girls and living on a secluded tropical island with your best buddy Elvis P. King! This offer is limited to only ONE GENTLEMAN. Will it be bachelor number 1? bachelor number 2? Or lucky bachelor number 3…YOU! There is only one Elvis in the world now and there is room for only one special buddy in my life. Think of us as Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Starsky & Hutch, The Odd Couple or simply Elvis P. King and YOU. If you are the man who truly loves young, sexy women, you owe it to yourself to see if Elvis means every word that he is saying. And that he can back up every word! Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you decide to become the sidekick of the senior playboy, Elvis P. King. PS If by chance you’re happy with your life or you have convinced yourself that you are happy with your life and if you’re not interested in hanging out with Elvis please pass this letter on to one of your friends who would enjoy the bachelor dream life. Good luck either way Buddy! Sincerely, Elvis Preston King Email: seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com About the author: Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours